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viernes, 23 de mayo de 2014

AnyTHing Thursday: A satire about a square head

Believe it or not, some people out there despise the arts, wheter it is music, drawing, photography, dancing... They think it is not worth our time, and therefore, people who spend their lives in an artistic way, are waisting their time.
I've come across a few of them in my school (a few luckily), and they are obsessed with maths and physics, not in a way. Like I love maths too, but they live to prove with science that  Human Studies and Arts are not worth our time. Also, they make sure you feel bad about choosing that discipline, and remind you constantly that you're going to have a hard time finding a job.
So this is for them, enjoy it:

Ignorante, eso es lo que eres.
Todo tan cuadriculado que lo tienes, aparentas cabeza bien amueblada, pero te hemos pillado en plena mudanza de palabras sin sentido.
Y tú sin saber que tú científica mente no sabe más que raíces cuadradas
¿pero cultura? JA de eso nada.
Te diagnostico con la peor enfermedad cultural, la ignorancia.
Aguda, infección la ignorancia; te hará perderte grandes cosas mientras tu absurda prepotencia patética te cegará.
Además, en equipo no sabes trabajar.
Y tu superioridad no llega a la de la mosca.
Por favor mantén la boca cerrada porque no hay peor cosa que hablar si no sabes nada.
¿Crees que a alguien así le dejarán hacer aviones para volar?
Por favor escucha mi petición y no hagas que se convierta en epidemia, ya que al escucharte, los que en ellos tienen la semilla de la pasividad, creerán lo que dices y se harán ignorantes, incultos igual.

Por favor ponte en cuarentena, no nos hará mal. Mientras tanto disfruta de tu ignorancia y lee algo.

Idon't know how it looks like in English, I tried to made it look as similar as possible, but it doesn't even rhyme. Sorry about that.

Ignorant, that's what you are. 
All of you is squared, looks like you have a well-furnished head, but we've caught in the middle of moving nonsense words. 
And you don't know that your scientific mind knows nothing but square roots 
But culture? JA nothing about that. 
I diagnosed you the worst Cultural disease, ignorance. 
Acute infection ignorance; you will lose great things while your pathetic mindless arrogance will blind you. 
Also, you do not know team work. 
And your superiority does not reach the fly's one. 
Please keep your mouth shut because there is nothing worse than talking without knowing nothing.
Do you think someone like that will let you make airplanes fly? 
Please listen to my request and do not make it become epidemic, if someone who have in them the seed of passivity listens to you, they will believe what you say and will become ignorant, uneducated like you. 
Please put yourslef in quarantine, it will not make us wrong. Meanwhile enjoy your ignorance and read something.

PS: Every single comment means a lot THANK YOU!!
PS2: I'm preparing next week, and it's got a theme and WHT A THEME!! I'll tell you on Sunday :)

♥ See you TODAY beautiful people ♥
Vlada

martes, 20 de mayo de 2014

Music Moday: I think you should meet George Ezra

Hello everyone! How are you doing today? I hope your Monday is being nice :)
Today is my first music Monday so I better get this started. First of all I wanted to talk to you about an AMAZING-AWESOME-INCREDIBLE musician called George Ezra.

Let's start this up! George Ezra  is a British singer songwriter whose sound is so...bluesy? He released his debut EP (Did you hear the rain?) in 2013 and his second one (Cassy O') in 2014. What else can I say about him? Well he's #petan, he favourited one of my tweets (I couldn'tstop myself) and it doesn't seem like his voice belongs to his body.

He is currently on the road for his headline tour and doing a lot of interview. Also he has an album coming out, "Wanted on Voyage will be released on 30 June 2014 (and I'll be buying it).

From the interview I've read and his social media, George is a very funny person with a huge imagination, whose creativity helps him to write really good stories which eventually are turned into songs. He says that his songs are somehow made-up stories with an element of truth, which, in my opinion, makes them beautiful.

As far as I know he's come out of nowhere. Like seriously, I don't really know when he's started getting the recognition he deserves. I know he toured with Tom Odell, Lucy Rose, Rae Morris and played at Galstonbury BUT HOW? I dunno, but he definitely has talent for that and more. 


Also look at him!


Follow Georgina (yes, I've just caled him Georgina) awesome people!

PS: Tomorrow is Thoughts Tuesday YAY!!!
PS1: Thank you for reading and pretty please comment :)
PS2: I'm already preparing next Monday's playlist it's ging to be HUUUGE and COOOOOL so prepare yourselvesssss
♥ See you tomorrow beautiful people ♥
Vlada

lunes, 18 de noviembre de 2013

Who is it?? A satire written by Penny

This individual mantis-look alike, is possibly the worst teacher that will have, or have ever had. With statements like: "You won't have any vacations again until you retire", "the American dream is to invade Canada and South America", "you can not study what you want because there are no jobs"... and other things that a typical loser would say. Still do not know how he keeps his job.
He goes around saying he had a super job in the international music industry, and that he has met Rihanna, Usher (I DON'T THINK SO)... However, he doesn't own a house or some independence, (still living with his parents).
He does not explain ANYTHING, well the examples while reading the book, how good! (sarcasm).
Despite his "almost on my forty" immature appearance and personality, supposedly he has many friends, although I do not think he ever leaves home. Probably those he call friends are the ones that he stalk on Facebook and who answer for charity.
According to him, Sanlúcar is the best city in the world and where the best companies are, but all companies that he names (and obviously are the best in the world) doesn't even exist. Did I metion that he thinks Apple is one of the worst companies? UhOh did I notice some rivalry or selfishness that should not exist?
Let us not forget his stereotypes: if he puts an action movie, the girls will not like it, so I have to look for one with a handsome star. SORRY BUT NO! Look I have enough judgment to know that what according to you is the best movie of 2012 has no plot whoever the star is. If it sucks, IT SUCKS. The fact that it has dirty scenes that a disgusting professor thinks are cool, will not make it the best film of 2012. You don't have a girlfriend for some reason, dude.

*yeh i know it says thyings*


Este individuo con aspecto de mantis religiosa, es posiblemente el peor profesor que vaya a tener, o haya tenido jamás. Con declaraciones como: no volveréis a tener vacaciones hasta que os jubiléis, el sueño americano es invadir Canadá y Sudamérica, no podéis estudiar lo que os guste porque no hay trabajo... y otras cosas propias de un fracasado. Aún así no se cómo conserva su trabajo.
Va por ahí diciendo que tenía un supertrabajo en la industria de la música internacional, y que ha conocido a Rihanna, Usher (NO LO CREO)... Sin embargo no tiene casa propia o algo de independencia, sigue con sus padres.
No explica NADA, bueno si los ejemplos mientras lee el libro, ¡qué bien! (ironía).
A pesar de su aspecto de cuasi cuarentón inmaduro y su personalidad, supuestamente tiene muchos amigos, aunque no creo que salga de su casa. Probablemente llame amigos a aquellos que acosa por Facebook y le contestan por caridad.
Según él Sanlúcar es la mejor ciudad del mundo y donde están las mejores empresas, aunque todas las empresas que nombra y que son las mejores del mundo ni siquiera existen. Pero claro, todas menos Apple UhOh noto cierta rivalidad o egocentrismo que no debería existir.

Y no olvidamos sus estereotipos: si pone una película de acción, a las chicas no les gustará, así que tengo que buscar una con un autor guapo. SORRY BUT NO! Mira tengo suficiente criterio como para saber que lo que según tú es la mejor película del 2012 no tiene argumento sea quien sea el protagonista. Si es una mierda, ES UNA MIERDA. Que tenga escenas subiditas de tono que a un profesor asqueroso le molen no la hacen la mejor película del 2012. Si no tienes novia es por algo chaval.

PD1: Please leave some commments below and tell me what you think and some of your stories!
PD2: He is no longer teaching at mi school.
PD3: Bye lovely people!